Mr. Ralph

Mr. Ralph is often begrudgingly found at all the hottest places to do some dancing thanks to his glamorous wife, Mrs. Alice. He grumpily accompanies her, sporting his fancy shiny teal polka-dot bow tie and his more muted but still complimentary eye. (Why, yes, she does force him to wear that bow tie. At least it's removable.) When not dancing, Mr. Ralph is perpetually stressing about the amount of money his wife spends on shoes (no wonder he has no hair). His 14 inches supposedly goes great next to his wife's when they take their bi-monthly portrait (or so she says whenever he complains).